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First tagged "sookie stackhouse" by Susan K. Geyman "Susan Stec"
Most Helpful tags Customer Reviews: kindle book(9), erotica(9), vampire(9), anthology(7), vampire collection(7), susan stec(7), kindle store(7), paranormal anthology(6), kindle authors(6), immortal comedy(6), urban fantasy(3), paranormal romance(2)
Product Description
Be clever what we urge for. we merely asked to live a prolonged healthy life and hinted that we wouldn't mind starting over while gripping a believe we had amassed in my 58 years. And if a improved set of titties and reduction wrinkles were involved, we positively wouldn't complain.
Well, I'm here to tell you, God does listen… to everything… and he's got utterly a frigging clarity of humor. I'm a undead proof.
New book with a representation section enclosed from Volume 2: Gator Baitin'.
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #458399 in eBooks
- Published on: 2011-04-17
- Released on: 2011-04-17
- Format: Kindle eBook
- Number of items: 1
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About a Author
In Susan Stec's created universe she is immortal. She catches vamp-animals, plays with fairies, laughs with ghosts, chases a seer, employs a doppelganger, fights with werewolves, hates trolls, cuts down rogues and has an on-again, off-again intrigue with a oldest imperishable on a world - who has a biggest (ahem) fangs you've ever seen. When she drifts behind into reality, she lives with her father and 3 King Charles Spaniels on 50 acres of woods, fields and streams in top Michigan; hunts deer with her Ruger or crossbow, paints watercolors, sculpts stained potion and chases butterflies with her dogs. Her personal favorite quote: One's genuine life is so mostly a life that one does not lead ~Oscar Wilde
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6 of 6 people found a following examination helpful.
By Louise A. Saville
What would we unequivocally be like if we were incited into a vampire? Would we like to be one? Susan always wanted to be a vampire and now she's removing her wish that brings her some-more problems than she ever dreamed possible.
This story shows what happens to an normal family when a 50+ year aged Susan gets altered into a HOT vampire babe. The fun all starts when a whole family of fractious women wish to be changed. Things don't go down good when they find out there are manners to their new vampire life and consequences to their bloodsucking activities that they have to arrange out themselves.
Susan Stec has combined genuine characters who are witty, smart-mouthed, and approach too humorous for their possess good. The family dont' get on with any other, how are they approaching to get on with other vampires and work with them.
Very humourous story and a characters stay in your conduct with their waggish dynamics.
Thankgoodness there are some-more books to come.
This story is distinct any vampire story we have read. A really beguiling examination and we demeanour brazen to other books in this series.
6 of 6 people found a following examination helpful.
By Jennifer Lopez
What's funnier than an octogenarian who unexpected finds herself undead, with a assertive ardour for sex and a slow genius of a comparison citizen? (Except, perhaps, potty-mouthed fifth-grade animation kids ( a la South Park), and given there's a impertinent Vampire tyke in a story with a tacky mouth, who's not fearful to use it, a author has lonesome all a bases.)
A uninformed take on a oft-bitten vampire milieu, They're so Vein is a book that illustrates (hysterically) what happens when all (except one) of a estrogen-producing members of one family unexpected find themselves blood-suckers.
The characters are any funnier than a next: Susan is their bitchy leader, who got them all into this undead mess, though couldn't caring reduction given she's now fold giveaway and has proud tits.
Then there's her sister, JoAnn, who can't utterly get on house with a whole "drinking-human-blood-thing. " She ends adult screwing with a eco-system by feeding on animals and incidentally branch them. PETA would be pissed.
And I'd be lingering if we didn't, again, discuss Susan's eighty-something mother, who keeps bringing home group half her age, and is carrying a adore event with her battery-operated sex toy. (Her and Christopher, a mouthy Vampire kid, are my favorite characters. Fantastic one-liners!)
And Susan's kids... one daughter who's happy to play a fanged chronicle of a kick-ass movement hero, while a eldest daughter - a usually lucid one among them - decides to stay human, appreciate we really much.
It's all fun and games until a "serious" (old!) vampires come knocking, and design this multi-coloured organisation of newly-turned idiots to compensate for their each Vampiric transgression. Sex, blood, and heads will roll...I consider you'll find They're So Vein a funny, beguiling romp.
(I smell a sequel!)
FIVE STAR RECOMMEND
5 of 5 people found a following examination helpful.
By Robb (Unbar) Fluegel
Susan has combined an irreverent, hilarious, discerning relocating frisk filled with characters who we adore to giggle at. My personal favorite is a vamp-coons nonetheless we don't wish to give divided any some-more than that. This is a contingency read, in fact we examination a whole novel in one night. we couldn't put it down. Can't wait for a sequel!
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